have-a-heart-trap

my cats started catching mice daily,

i found old halloween reese's wrapping all over the ground

and lay a have-a-heart trap

one day it caught a fluffy brown eyed mouse

we called him bill meuller the mouse

after the red sox 3rd basemen

and put him in the car

and dropped him off at the mansion down the street.

then we checked on trap and there was nobody there

and everyday we checked on it

for 3 months

then it was christmas

and we went away

and when we came back

we found a little shriveled up mouse carcass

starved to death

in the have a heart trap